Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 13, 2016

face palm indeed

Tony said, 2 hours ago (on Twitter)

He probably won’t die.

Indeed.

Why is it to die for? Tomorrow he will forget all about it!!!

Probably?

Good thing he didn’t switch channels to the news and want a Viagra or one of the many drugs that keeps us from “dying”.

Tony didn’t provide one, so that means I’m submitting a…

“Daddy’s Home” Question of the Day:

What did you “have to have”?

And what’s with those awful sound effects on the science channel?

Well, I’d rather see him cooking nutritious food, so I’d get him the grill!

I had to have the Beatles first album. Last Christmas my son gave it to his girlfriend. She was thrilled.

Well son, better start saving up your allowance!

turn off the stupid tv for the stupid kid of yours.

Sure kid, but you have to buy it yourself by working.

Got cut off by my TV provider for not paying the bills (go figure, right?) — well, that happens when you don’t have a job. But I really miss the Science channel, especially “How It’s Made.”