Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 29, 2016

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    BE THIS GUY  about 8 years ago

    While you’re at it, Pig, stop contributing to the greenhouse gases.

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    bigcatbusiness  about 8 years ago

    That won’t work. Gravity will still pull you back.

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 8 years ago

    Pig’s arms are going to tire sooner or later… not to mention he won’t be able to hold his food if his hands are on the curtain rod for all time

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    Sherlock Watson  about 8 years ago

    What if we all run from east to west as fast as we can? Will that bring the speed back up?

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    knight1192a  about 8 years ago

    Ah, so now their trying to make daylight savings seem to be true. In the spring Goat will see something claiming the rotation is speeding up.

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    Brian K  about 8 years ago

    That means longer days and longer nights. Enough time to sleep in lol

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    asianwoof  about 8 years ago

    Everyone knows that you spin faster when you pull your arms in close to your body. What Pig needs to do is dig a very deep hole and climb into it………et voila most people won’t get that joke.

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    dadoctah  about 8 years ago

    If Superman didn’t affect time for people on earth, how do you account for that jarring glitch in Supertramp’s “Give a Little Bit” that we all heard?

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    juicebruce  about 8 years ago

    I am stuck on that curtain rod being able to hold up Pig :-)

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Pig really isn’t fat

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    PrairieDog37  about 8 years ago

    Earth’s rotation slowing down? No big deal. It’s been slowing down ever since the Moon formed billions of years ago.

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    Chad Cheetah  about 8 years ago

    If Pig’s too fat, shouldn’t he fall?

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    æ²  about 8 years ago

    I think I heard about this new Earthspin Diet on Dr Oz.

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    Michael Beeson Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Staying off the ground will make the earth rotate even slower, according to the law of conservation of angular momentum.

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 8 years ago

    Panel 4, curtain rod breaks, Pig falls to the floor.

    Panel 5, earth goes out of orbit.

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    zeexenon  about 8 years ago

    It’s the moon, I tell you. But so far in my lifetime, it’s over six feet further away from the earth.

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    Sisyphos  about 8 years ago

    Bah! When pigs fly! When fat Pig flies, Earth will regain lost speed!

    Speaking of which (kinda), Fall Back!

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    Number Three  about 8 years ago

    It’s all the overpopulation that’s causing it.

    There are such things as birth control and adoption.

    Just my two cents worth. Nobody needs to take it personally.

    xxx

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    craigwestlake  about 8 years ago

    The earth has changed rotational direction several times in the las few billion years. Magnetic line imprints in the grain of lava-formed rocks show this.

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    route66paul  about 8 years ago

    If pigs weren’t fat, they wouldn’t taste so good.

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    Lily55541  about 8 years ago

    Come on people, stop taking the literal meaning of these comics!

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  about 8 years ago

    Pig’s just a Little Weak on Earth Science!!

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    singkong2012  about 8 years ago

    Just blame it on Donald Trump

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    glowing-steak32  about 8 years ago

    Better than Roy’s “grabbity” theory.

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    SomeOtherGocomicsGuy  about 6 years ago

    Then, when the Earth rotates pig to the side, it speeds up to 9000 miles. When pig is back on the top, the earth quickly stops, and we all get flung a speed at about 9000 mph.

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