Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 29, 2016
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Transcript:
Goat: Did you hear the Earth's rotation is slowing down? Pig: That makes me feel terrible. Goat: Why? Pig: I'm too fat. Goat: It's not your fault. Pig: Maybe I'll just stay off the ground.
What if we all run from east to west as fast as we can? Will that bring the speed back up?