Close to Home by John McPherson for October 18, 2016

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    Wilde Bill  about 8 years ago

    Aliens wear v-neck t-shirts?

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Umm, when you see someone being abducted, that’s evidence of a crime, so no waiting period….

    But good luck proving your claim!

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    Cloudchaser  about 8 years ago

    This reinforces the falsehood that you gotta wait 24 hours before reporting someone missing. If you have concerns about someone missing, you should immediately talk to the police

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    J Short  about 8 years ago

    This is a lot easier than the divorce you were planning to ask for.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 8 years ago

    It’s only a crime if it is unwanted behavior.

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    jbduncan  about 8 years ago

    Actually, just some friends helping him escape.

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    clayusmcret Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Tell’em his personal space has been violated. The federal government will quickly come to his rescue. But don’t mention he’s a man. Call him your zaulmate.

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    DM2860  about 8 years ago

    Clearly she does not want him back.

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    dindyka  about 8 years ago

    Bye and goodluck honey

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  about 8 years ago

    There is no waiting period. Many shows and movies have publicized the 24 or 48 hour waiting period to report missing people, but that doesn’t exist in real police offices. If the police find a missing adult whose actions were voluntary, they might not disclose where the person is unless the person gives permission. Filing a missing person report for an adult doesn’t entitle you to know where they are, only that they are safe.This particular indecent doesn’t really appear to be voluntary.

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    wildfiregal  about 8 years ago

    “in the mean time, while they’re probing you, ask them to check your prostate…”

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    angelfiredragon  about 8 years ago

    In my are 24 hours is when someone is just missing, nobody knows where they went. It is because often times people get upset and go for a drive or leave for awhile then they come back. It doesn’t mean they were kidnapped.

    If anyone see’s a crime or knows it happened then there is no waiting period for kidnapping. There is a difference between unknown what happened and we know they got stolen.

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    Thomas & Tifffany Connolly  about 8 years ago

    And that is why alien abductions are so rarely solved!

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