Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 12, 2016

I’m sure they didn’t mean to.

Maury

Suddenly, I have a vision of a new commercial for a brand of sponge-on-a-stick.

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In a pond next to a store with the product name advertised on a flashing are three frogs, each croaking out part of the name of the product.

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All together now…

I cannot knecessarily say, but I believe I have a good idea. I’m knot knaming knames or anything, but it may have been somebody with friends inside the beltway. (knudge-knudge)

Blankety-blank-blank-blank!

It has merely been removed for ritual cleansing. (With bleach. LOTS of bleach.)

Stick around. It’ll turn up.

…everybody turns fraidy-cat…

I’ll say, “It’s only an exit”.

Give it a rest, guys. You’ve been posting this for MONTHS!!

Use the force to track down “Ben” Kenobi, Kitty Leia.. Obi-Wan may be your only hope to locate the stolen spong-on a stick?..

There are indications of there being a connection to the “hose-enabled laving method” advocates among the citizens of Froglandia.

After five years they’ll give you a brush…

Try a Shiney Hiney… don’t need no stinking sponge-on-a-stick.

16 Sundays have come and gone and still nothing. Quit lying to us

Yeah, right after Trump’s tax returns and Hillary’s email.

Wait, what happened to the new teacher lady? I gotta know!!!

Not I! I only use Mullein.

Same guy who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?

Chill people.

I prefer the brush on a stick.

It grabs the chunks better.

I don’t belieeeve you…

How do you use sponge on a stick with a cat box?

OMG. Aren’t those stickless sponges on the sides of that cat’s head? How many times have we looked for something only to discover that we’re wearing it? I lost my watch the other day then I saw it on my wrist.

Okay… you have broken me.

It was I. I took the sponge.

The gormless and feckless proletariat, born without even the least concept of business as usual, were thirsty for newsertainment, and I offered them a bit of the vintage we get with our marching orders, because it amuses me.

I stand by my decision, as I am still amused by it.

Earth #1—————————————-Moon#2———————-Mars

Nothing better to post?

I haven’t used one of those Roman communal latrines in quite a long while, so I have no way of knowing who might have stolen the wiping sponge-on-a-stick. Sorry I can’t be of more help.

I prefer the modern single-occupancy way of toileting, anyway….

The proper term is sanctimonious annular inter-glutal sphincter patrol baton.

If I have seen it, I will certainly not remember having seen it. The name alone is too long to hold my interest, due to my limited attention span.