Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 12, 2016

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    awilzig Premium Member about 8 years ago

    My doctor laughs at all my dumb jokes. He’s a sweety.

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    Ubintold  about 8 years ago

    Joust don’t see THIS doctor.

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    tahoeh2o  about 8 years ago

    Doctor Hackenbush…

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    gzitver  about 8 years ago

    To quote the great Muddy Waters, that’s 23 hours too long.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dj_sRX-xXdg

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    david_42  about 8 years ago

    When the FNP came into the examination room yesterday, I started coughing violently. When I stopped, she asked, “Anything else?”

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    Senex  about 8 years ago

    Our local rescue squad spends a lot of time upgrading Urgent Care customers to Emergency customers at the hospital.

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    carlosrivers  about 8 years ago

    23 hour care?

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    JPuzzleWhiz  about 8 years ago

    Ralph’s response should be, “Doc, you quack me up!”

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    whiskerphonic  about 8 years ago

    if my doctor joked around like that , hed be the one needing a doctor after i bust his lip

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    Thomas & Tifffany Connolly  about 8 years ago

    Joke’s on him!! I’m broke!!

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    K M  about 8 years ago

    Oh, I don’t know. The guy who put in my wife’s knee replacements had a great sense of humor. Had to do manipulations (look it up) on her knees to get the degree of bend he wanted. Told her before he took her in, “If you hear things snapping and popping and cracking and breaking, don’t worry about it; I’m doing my job.” Turned to me, realizing I’d be out in the waiting room, and said, “Now if you hear things snapping and popping and cracking and breaking, I’m pushing too hard!”

    Somewhere down the line, my wife had a follow-up with him after she had a gastric bypass and had lost a bunch of weight. He deadpanned, “There goes the Mercedes…”

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