Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 14, 2016
November 13, 2016
November 15, 2016
Transcript:
Sal: Hi, I'm Sal Doonesbury, and I'd like to welcome you to The Institute For Immaculate Contraception, popularly known as Whoopee U.! As district sales manager trainees, you are here to learn the Whoopee way of life. It may be the most important course of instruction you ever take! When you sell Dr. Whoopee, you are selling hope, you become part of the solution. You'll be saying no to a myriad of social problems! Of course, you'll also be winning fabulous prizes. Voice: Sal, how many points for the catcher's mitt?
BE THIS GUY about 8 years ago
“And how many for the microwave?”
Watcher about 8 years ago
And he grows up to be a Donald Trump clone.
Richard S Russell Premium Member about 8 years ago
OK, this is a plea for help. I’m going to try a return character after the period at the end of this sentence.Now I’m going to try 2 of them at the end of this one.
This is how it turns out. What am I doing wrong?
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 8 years ago
“The catcher’s mitt is to be used ONLY approximately 9 months after the whoopee device you will be trained to use fails.”
Dean about 8 years ago
Do any other features happen with other letters inside the < > ?
barister about 8 years ago
Not this again….!!
Kip W about 8 years ago
Thanks for the format tips! I’ve filed them, since I won’t remember the strings for long.
comixbomix about 8 years ago
I thought the “catcher’s mitt” is what they were selling…?
pauljmsn about 8 years ago
Well, this comments thread took a turn for the unusual. I expected more of the nudge-nudge, wink-wink stuff.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 8 years ago
With good Birth Control you get fewer if any abortions. Nipped before they bud.