Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 14, 2016
November 13, 2016
November 15, 2016
Transcript:
Sal: Hi, I'm Sal Doonesbury, and I'd like to welcome you to The Institute For Immaculate Contraception, popularly known as Whoopee U.! As district sales manager trainees, you are here to learn the Whoopee way of life. It may be the most important course of instruction you ever take! When you sell Dr. Whoopee, you are selling hope, you become part of the solution. You'll be saying no to a myriad of social problems! Of course, you'll also be winning fabulous prizes. Voice: Sal, how many points for the catcher's mitt?
OK, this is a plea for help. I’m going to try a return character after the period at the end of this sentence.Now I’m going to try 2 of them at the end of this one.
This is how it turns out. What am I doing wrong?