Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 23, 2016
November 22, 2016
November 24, 2016
Transcript:
Woman: Lord Hun-Ra, I'd like to ask some personal advice. There's a guy at work who always winks at me in the parking lot. What should I do? Boopsie: First, curse him in the name of Zrod! Then, take a battle-ax and split his skull like an overripe cantaloupe. Woman: Oh. How about if he seems nice? Boopsie: Go to him! Bear his children!
BE THIS GUY almost 8 years ago
“How about if we just go out for dinner first?”
Adiraiju almost 8 years ago
“…THEN split his skull like an overripe cantaloupe!”
“That’s gonna look real bad on my insurance reports.”
Ravenswing almost 8 years ago
One of my favorite all-time Doonesbury strips, and a bizarre catchphrase I’ve used over the years.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 8 years ago
That’s quite a turnaround. Fickle little Lord, isn’t (s)he?
AKHenderson Premium Member almost 8 years ago
I wish Boopsie could channel Hunk-Ra in Dark Lord Damon’s presence. http://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2014/01/24
gantech almost 8 years ago
Maybe she should axe him first.
kd1sq Premium Member almost 8 years ago
IIRC, it’s a Conan line from the old novels.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 8 years ago
all the way one way or the other way
Hunk-Ra is not a moderate
SunflowerGirl100 almost 8 years ago
JP, this is satirical comedy, meaning it’s not realistic. I mean, look at the woman who is asking for advice. Can you picture her being able to lift an axe, much less actually wield it?
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 8 years ago
Being a trance medium is not picnic.
rgcviper almost 8 years ago
Six of one … half dozen of the other. Made me smile.
TerryBardy over 5 years ago
I do like Hunk Ra’s first answer to the lady’s question!