Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 17, 2016
Transcript:
Rat: What are you doing, Pig? Pig: Playing with my Disney figurines. I always use my right hand to play with Dumbo. And my left hand to play with Snow White. Rat: What about Bambi over there? Pig: I can play with Bambi with either my left hand or my right. Rat: Why's that? Pig: I'm bambidextrous. Rat: Make it stop.
BE THIS GUY about 8 years ago
That was actually funny.
Erik McCurdy Premium Member about 8 years ago
Seriously… MAKE IT STOP!
Sherlock Watson about 8 years ago
Dumbo is on Pig’s right. Also, Pig is holding a little elephant.
Templo S.U.D. about 8 years ago
What would the Disney company think of that punchline?
bigcatbusiness about 8 years ago
And I thought the House of Mouse was the only place where all the Disney characters interacted.
PICTO about 8 years ago
I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous…
sheplives about 8 years ago
Oh, deer…
Lyons Group, Inc. about 8 years ago
“What would the Disney company think of that punchline?”-They think that punchline would be won hands down.
juicebruce about 8 years ago
Nice .
carlosrivers about 8 years ago
keep them coming,stephan, keep them coming…
Andrew Sleeth about 8 years ago
Pastis’ right hand is always occupied when he plays with the Snow White figurine.
Snolep about 8 years ago
Hmm. Dumbo right, Snow White left. Nothing political there, honest.
gmu328 about 8 years ago
this might be “stretching” it to tell you “the truth”
KEA about 8 years ago
Why was a stag named Bambi? …no wonder that deer was in analysis most of his life
nmdigger46 about 8 years ago
Used to love the strip when it involved the characters. Don’t really care about the cartoonist’s ego. Guess he’s out of ideas.
lgilbert50 about 8 years ago
Love it
Charlie Tuba about 8 years ago
I’m aquadextrous. I can adjust the bathtub water tap handles with my feet.
BobCu about 8 years ago
Mr. Pastis, Rat is wrong. This was a good one.
Skylark about 8 years ago
MAKE IT CONTINUE! :-) :-)
William Taylor about 8 years ago
Or, as Johnny Carson once said “This audience would throw a hand grenade at Bambi’s mother”. Tough crowd, that……. ;-)
eb110americana about 8 years ago
Alternate ending:[Rat] “This truly is, the crappiest place on Earth.”
Mike Parsons Premium Member about 8 years ago
Ha ha ha haaah!
Sisyphos about 8 years ago
Pig, your Disney figurines are collectibles, not toys to be played with!
But Cartoon-Boy needed the set-up for his desperate pun, so “play on, McDuff!”