Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for November 26, 2016

Uncoachable. And so the great Milford social experiment has failed, swirling down the drain pipe of inclusion.

She’s a senior, but her career has consisted of four or five games. She didn’t exactly bust a gut for Milford High.

Heather looks absolutely terrified that Gil is going to rip her shirt off again in P1.

P2, Fist Pump Gil and Heather make an appearance.

P3, The Fist Pump gang anxiously awaiting Monday to find out what Heather’s idea is.

Okay, I think we all know what’s going to happen here. But would Gil actually allow Heather to coach the last game? And will she play Moose at QB if she does? Or maybe she wants her Dad to coach? So many possibilities, I for one, can’t wait for Monday to see what kind of lame thing the writer’s actually have planned.

In all reality , P 2 fade to black with the Rolling Stones "Paint It Black " playing . Heather’s different idea ,I can hardly wait.

Gil has turned coaching over to the Players and Workers Committee to in the spirit of socialist solidarity to mark the passing of his contemporary Comrade Fidel.

Great holiday week of MFS, EES, Fist Pump Family and GiPa attempting to be brutally honest as I embark on my quest to attend the original Bourbon Bowl here in The Ville. VT’s Coach Drool is salivating in wait of facing the mediocre Mudlarks.

Tenterhooks…

I think what Gil is trying to say is, “We’ve been eliminated from the playdowns so this is an utterly meaningless game. And now that I no longer have a chance of being a two-time state champion coach, I don’t care what the hell happens.”

P-1: Gil explains the situation: Pay to Play. P-2: Gosh, Coach! Right out on the field? P-3: Look Gilsie Wilsie, like Hester Pryne, I’ve earned my letter, now here’s what you’re going to do, or Mimi will soon have Pedro’s last name. Know what I mean?

“Valley Tech is our last game”. Really? I thought Milford had a winning record this year and a spot in the playdowns.

“I have a better idea. I’ll try out for the baseball team. Then my last game won’t be until next October!”

P3: By the look on her face, her idea doesn’t involve football.

I’ve said if before, multiple times, and will say it again. They had that long drawn out discovery of how they were tipping off pass plays that took up at least 3 days of strips, and then did absolutely nothing different from that point. And Gil still is just, “whatever, same offense as before. In fact, let’s put in our telegraphing the play person even more.” And speaking of even more, there is even more Mopped Up Thorp to read, you just need to go here:

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

…what happened to Pelwicki? R & W cast him to the side quicker than Brody Abro!

@Ellisburkes: Those square dancers love to switch partners and dosie doe.

Hmm. How about put in Heather and cross them up by throwing a screen pass or something?