Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 15, 2016

You don’t meet many five legged women these days.

Don’t call it hesitation when I refuse to toe the line.

I’m sorry. I found myself staring between the stockings.

Evert oyster or fresh water mussel has a chance for a pearl to form from a grain of sand. What would Sandy wear on a beautiful array of rainbow colors? I think green would match her eyes.

Hey baby, do those stockings go all the way up?

Or yellow would match her hair!?

I chose the middle one and I don’t know why.

I did not hesitate. I immediately chose the orange stocking.

Imagine my surprise when there was no orange stocking!

Dang, another missed opportunity..

Purple (it’s the “colour” of the 2016 political surrender dress)

BLUE!

oh, DARN!

…i got a rock…

I picked the red one, it had a red squirrel inside, and I ended up with leprosy. Don’t believe me?http://tinyurl.com/jkudt93

Of course I hesitated. It’s almost impossible to make a choice immediately. I need time to think.I guess I’ll go with purple. No, red. Purple. Definitely purp—- blue.

If you picked the red stocking, the surprise was that the leg truncates before the extremities are completed. No Toes.

Does this show up without logging in? Just curious.http://beta.gocomics.com/frogapplause

I was too busy finding material for Fishnet Friday on FAAS to notice.

Um, I pick the yellow patterned one.

Perhaps that is it’s own reward.

I don’t like Big Surprises.

I’m more a “slow and steady as she goes” kind of guy.

Besides, I would probably have looked for the black fishnets. Isn’t this Fishnet Tuesday? LafinLarry, where are you?

I went to Beta once and could not figure out what they wanted me to do there. Haven’t been back.

Is this why there was no orange stocking?

Is it that beta-carotene thing?