Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 22, 2010

Where’s the inflatable goat, Baxter?

Ask EEk.

Do unigoats yield horny feta? Answer quickly, Baxter!

You have got his goat…tttssssttttttsss!!!!

That’s a questionable mythical.

Submitted for possible inclusion in Frog Blog:

http://yelpyack.com/

The deal is that the artist who does this site finds really absurd reviews from the web site Yelp, and she then creates hilarious watercolor art to illustrate each review. I really get a kick out of it.

You see one horny goat you’ve seen ‘em all.

Only one teat

So milking the unigoat would be equivalent to milking the bologna??

“Baaaa” means No!

Vlad called last night and said he had heard that the fat woman of FAx fame was in some bar down in the Country Club section of KC. He asked me to help him track her down (he wanted to see if his head would fit). While we laid out all night bar hopping (we just got in), Teresa and nighthawks must have been really busy (wink wink - nudge nudge), the afterglow of which always puts her in a mischievous mood.

Which brings me to those sheepheaded rumors first floated by WE ALL KNOW WHO that Teresa resurrected this morning on the FLOG (rumors that the dear sainted Marg TRIED to sink at the time (Thx Marg!)). I can prove to the nth degree of metaphysical certitude that Teresa and Rotifer are in fact two different people. Teresa (Fig. 1) wears an eye patch over her LEFT eye. I wear an eye patch over my RIGHT eye (Fig. 2)

Fig. 1 . . . . .

Fig. 2

Fig. 2

. . Case closed (?)

I’m going to Europe for a couple of weeks next month. Who’s going to take my place as Defender of Truth at FA while I’m gone?

EDIT: Teresa sure looks different without that eye patch, doesn’t she?

what you are saying rotifer/teresa, is that you have already submitted a two weeks worth strips while you are gone.

how do I know this? a little dick just told me

nighthawks (♥ sweetie! ♥), what have I told you about talking to yourself in public?

Rotifer… don’t they have computers over there? and - nighthawks… what ever are you going to do without him? - her, I mean.

@shytimes2 Re: Your question

The GoComics profile for He Who Must Not Be Named indicates he hasn’t posted anything here under that name since early August of this year, so the FrogBlog posting must be an old one that Teresa saved.

GEEZ Teresa, don’t scare us like that!

More on the Lake Dick Project

”The area of Lake Dick, a U-shaped oxbow lake in Jefferson County, was the site of a New Deal program in agriculture during the first administration of President Franklin D. Roosevelt. The experiment involved the “resettlement” of struggling urban and farm families. How the lake got its name has been a source of speculation.” (emphasis supplied)

Source: The Encyclopedia of Arkansas History and Culture

wha? perhaps i should just stay confused on this issue :)

re: upskirt action….. They don’t make Sexy like that no mo’

one kind of unibeast http://bestiary.ca/chimaera/82

and for them’s who don’t care about that stuff http://www.forteantimes.com/features/articles/4261/heatewhat.html (it’s a cut and paste - too much mandatory overtime to tinyurl, only energy enough to url)