Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 19, 2016

For once, I am going to resist the temptation to go there!

That doesn’t work on me. I remember the predictions that did not come true. My earliest is “the moon is covered with very deep dust and any spacecraft that tries to land will sink out of sight.” More of us will remember the “swine flu epidemic.”

He got that one right.

Aye C.L Spot on there. The problem being that the Politicians were the ones MAKING those bad things happen.

we are already seeing this in action, in less than two weeks after the election

The Hawaiians have a myth called Pele’s Curse that says that any visitor that removes lava or sand from Hawaii will suffer bad luck until the native elements are returned. You’d be surprised how many people actually return these items after bad things inevitably happen to them.

Yet we still have them telling us that climate change is caused by man. Go figure.

I say something vague like ‘I see a tall man in your past’ and the rubes shout out “You mean my Uncle Herb?” And I say yes and they go “Oooh! How did you know?”

let us have a civil conversation so not talking about – taxespoliticsreligionclimate changemoronsidiotssportsmarriageparentskidscultureskin colorraceocean usepollutionwaterland usegunsclotheshousingrichpoorhaveshave notsliesrespectfreedomwarpeacemanufacturingresourcesAWW THE SOUND OF SILENCE :)

I thought politicians did the opposite. They tell you all the good things they’re going to make happen, then blame somebody else when they don’t.

Ah yes, and people fall for politicians…

I got a crazy idea, post all your political opinions and negativity on the ZILLIONS of sites all over the internet. This is supposed to be a safe get away for people. Also, there are actual politcial cartoons you can leave comments on too. Please do that. This is just meant as a silly joke kind of place . Thank you. Namaste

Why would you want to sully yourself down to a politicians level?