Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 29, 2016

Isn’t tinder about the superficial?

You find out what a basket case the other person is on the first date or when the police find your body.

Hey Paris, I’ve got a much better line you can use:

:

“Date me — I’m not Rat.”

Dude. The fact that you even HAVE a Tinder profile screams that.

They call it “tinder” because it burns after a while. /S

Actually, that’s what Rat’s Tinder Profile screams. Need to bring Farina back so as to have Rat curl up in the fetal position after once again trounces on his ego by dumping him for Ziggy.

Looks like another tinder sender fender bender moment :-(

@Juice- Bruce better than a tinder sender fender bender gender bender moment….

I thought Tinder profiles meant:

“Date me! I am too lazy and scared to go out into the real world and interact with real people.”

With this logic, then why am I not married to nutella?

Unbelievable, Pastis. No way would Goat be a Tinder user.

Desperate aren’t you, Goat? LMAO!

What is a “Swipe Lefter”?

I had to look up “swipe left”. I learn quite a bit from comic strips.

Those are some Dr-Seuss-ass trees you got there Mr. Pastis.

Dating is for losers.

xxx

Goat, Goat, Goat. Why?

Pig is so tech-literate today! I bet he has a Tinder account, too, that he’s keeping secret from that horrible Pigita….

Why do people keep calling Goat “Paris”?

Pretender, bartender, ender, slender, and blender.

What’s Tinder???

at first, i was like WHA?!?!, then i was oh.