Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 03, 2016

And that idiot will be Rat.

“Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.” (W.C. Fields)

What about tomorrow?

Rat-A-Tude or the power of negative thought…………..take your pick :-)

If you hit the snooze button, does it hit you back?

so I am going to ruin my own day?

That inspired me right back!

And there’s LOTS of idiots out there

So it’s a psychic clock?

xxx

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. Mark Twain

The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time. Mark Twain

Loyalty to the Nation all the time, loyalty to the Government when it deserves it. Mark Twain

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. Mark Twain

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. Mark Twain

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. Mark Twain

Or, Goat, you could butt Rat out and have no idiots today!

Headbutt! Headbutt! Headbutt!

I once saw this misquote on a blackboard, “Today is the last day of the rest of your life.”