Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 21, 2016
November 20, 2016
November 22, 2016
Transcript:
Narrator: Cobra, hiding out in a small town, has made friends with a local Sheriff... who's in serious trouble! (Not just from Cobra) Rip Haywire: Aw, man! I just got this thing buffed! And now I've spilled my coffee all over my new shirt! It figures that I get ambushed on the one day I finally meet a smoking hot MYSTERIOUS WOMAN!
RDT64 Premium Member about 8 years ago
Anybody wanna take bets on Cobra’s reaction if Utah gets hurt?
Chithing Premium Member about 8 years ago
This guy must be Rip’s cousin, or something: imminent danger, snappy repartee, All the signs are there.
Wichita1.0 about 8 years ago
Good thing he took the flying patrol car out for a morning spin!
SkyFisher about 8 years ago
Aww, man, I HATE! when that happens.
JPuzzleWhiz about 8 years ago
Right now, I’d say the spilled coffee is the least of Utah’s problems…!
stealth694 about 8 years ago
This guy has got to be Related to RIP.
I AM CARTOON LADY! about 8 years ago
I know just the thing to get those coffee stains out of your new shirt, Utah. But, you’ll have to google,‘How to get blood and guts stains, out of new shirts’….
imbaldeagle about 8 years ago
So, it’s off the road and into the lake. Hope your car floats, Utah.
Dragoncat about 8 years ago
On the bright side… If he lands in the water, it will help remove the stains.
PreVizsla about 8 years ago
I interpreted the strip as Cobra, not Utah, complaining about the coffee.
Darwinskeeper about 8 years ago
Gotta love how indestructable those Crown Vics are.
Gregory Hubbard about 8 years ago
If tomorrow he mentions righteous vengeance, he has Haywire blood in him.