Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 22, 2016
Transcript:
Narrator: Cobra's new friend has been attacked by hired thugs! Utah: Ugh, the car went off a cliff, and now it's on fire. I must be hurt bad... I can't stop narrating to myself! And now goons are shooting at me. Ow, I'm hit! Now I'm running away! My horoscope said I'd have a great morning, with meaningful interactions in the afternoon!
So much for the comparisons of Utah and Rip. Rip would be enjoying this and not running away.