Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 22, 2016
Transcript:
Narrator: Cobra's new friend has been attacked by hired thugs! Utah: Ugh, the car went off a cliff, and now it's on fire. I must be hurt bad... I can't stop narrating to myself! And now goons are shooting at me. Ow, I'm hit! Now I'm running away! My horoscope said I'd have a great morning, with meaningful interactions in the afternoon!
dimndno about 8 years ago
If he thinks this is bad wait til Cobra shows her real self!
Chithing Premium Member about 8 years ago
Hey Utah, the day’s not over yet.
imbaldeagle about 8 years ago
Meaningful Interactions? With the goons, Cobra, or the hospital staff??
Kalkkuna about 8 years ago
Rip to the Ka-rescue.
SkyFisher about 8 years ago
…I can’t stop narrating to myself! I hate when that happens!
Bill The Nuke about 8 years ago
So much for the comparisons of Utah and Rip. Rip would be enjoying this and not running away.
Malcolm Hall about 8 years ago
I see Cobra coming to Utah’s aid despite herself.
Malcolm Hall about 8 years ago
BTW, Rip lammed it away from the melting face calendar pretty quickly, so don’t say he never retreats. There, I wrote a trenchant comment. Well, maybe not quite trenchant, but all the words are spelled correctly. Hmm now I’m thinking about getting up and going to the refrigerator …
jmworacle about 8 years ago
Watch out! Cobra in action!
Dragoncat about 8 years ago
So far his morning has been great. Just great…