Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 25, 2016

Really, your secret is safe with me. Really. Trust me.

Most of us breathe air, not words.

What?

That I’m a Frog Applause reader?

Heaven forefend THAT should get out!

What goes on at Frog Applause,

Stays at Frog Applause.

I have seen, heard and know, nothing.

My favorite part was “Polish is spoken primarily in Poland.”

I’ll use Sign Language..

Sign Language https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sign_language

Never gossip on a party line.

I deny all knowledge of the alleged incident.

Why I’ve never even been to Frogsylvania.

I didn’t put no bullet in the furnace and stop talking about my mother!

My message to you in a bottle———-I get by with a little help from my friends and my family.

When I go into 3D mode, the A is the only letter I can easily see – it’s right by “WORD WORD”. Also moving your head back and forth in 3D mode is neat.

First rule of Frog Applause is you do not talk about F.A..

Second rule of F.A. is you do not talk about F.A. :-)

It still seems odd to me that the Teresa who creates FA is the person who co-creates Shoecabbage. Which came first the frog or the cabbage? It appears that it was the cabbage. What if Teresa had been content growing cabbages and never ventured out to do some frog hunting? My guess is that she would have never amassed this following because she would have not been able to share her true self with us. Hurray for Frog Applause and introducing Teresa to us!

Breathing words is very bad for your health, why you could choke on your words if you weren’t careful.

If you put a dozen clone-gossips on a party line, what do you get?

Chances are, you get connected to an utterly hopeless Frog Applause, writhing in the delicious agony of breathed words (sorta like winged words, as in that other old Greek guy, Homer).

Not Homer Simpson, for those not exposed to the classics during their educational phase….