Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 27, 2016

Did Shatner get out all right?

yes … but i was looking for something that really says “LAME”, and screams it in an understated and yet tasteful manner, whereas a landslide implies public appeal, hardly acceptable under any circumstances, the public being what the public is

Frank Slide of Alberta had warned his residence that they shouldn’t give him schlitz..

I’m waiting to hear what the bluebird and two-part elephant have to say on the subject. Also, someone needs to summon Vlad to muscle-man pry apart that knotted piece of metal. I refuse to believe that Vlad is dead. (Maybe for the insurance money, as in his death was faked).

Move over canadian bacon, a big ham is moving in.

Sam Ham-Switch always preferred hickory.

The only Canadian Ham I know is Alan Thicke… (truth be told? he’s more of a mutton chop.)

Pizza with Canadian bacon and pineapple… wins by a landslide.

My favorite part was IED

Is it a coincidence that the twisted piece of wire looks very much like the pork cut that becomes Canadian ham?

Trump’s tweeter has his eye on the elephant poo.

And if you see my reflection in a snow covered hill, go inside already. You’ll catch your death of cold.

Weep not for the buried ham; it savors for me and thee!

The buried Canadian had been last seen in a post-jumping the shark episode of Earth: Final Conflict, the TV series that spoiled (after all, its creator Gene Roddenberry was already dead at its birth).

I cannot deal with bi-bodied fake elephants, not a hefalump! For I am but a bear of little brain….

…that looks suspiciously like one of the Bizzaro birds…could it be that…no. Not possible.