Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for November 25, 2016

he’d rather play snooker or darts instead I bet

I think And has been hoarding letters

Aye WOODNFLINT,I do hope Andy left Flo enough money to buy the pints If they DO go to the pub?

She’ll end up having to pay.

Isn’t it time for kindergarten?

Not only does Andy recognize that Flo misspelt “Goethe” but that proper nouns are inadmissible in Scrabble.

Today’s strip is a redo of a previous one printed in the New Andy Capp Collection published in 2004.

So…. all this is a game to you. At last we see you for what you are. I bet you’re polite to people in the flesh.

Repeated gag. Also what’s with the “Tock! Tock!” in the first panel?

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Oh, we get it all right. Now go back under the rock where you live and stay there.

Trying to avoid the whole Black Friday nonsense, but might have to get some groceries later today.

Well, at least he’s kind enough to invite her along.

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She sure don’t! (And if the strip’s humour flew over her head, I bet your cryptic reply formed a 15+ 00000 metres flyover.) Never mind, prolly a blonde.