F Minus by Tony Carrillo for December 03, 2016

Marshmallow or hot dog roast, anyone?

It’s quiet today, but it’s pandemonium during the week.

Mmmmm brimstone burgers!

Screaming and moaning isn’t that bad after 5pm.

So you have one of those too?

Is that a 2-way portal?

Really needed to fence it off anyway, so it all worked out.

Must be in D.C.

You’re right, more like the back of the Clinton Foundation.

Can we just not do politics? Take this to an editorial strip.

I agree, PLEASE take the political comments to one of the political cartoons or any of the zillion other places on the web you can. We come here to escape that stuff.

Very tastefully done, what with the gnashing of teeth and all.

Satanic rituals?

Creepy.

Hey, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade! Turn what could be a negative selling point into something that adds value to your property!