Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 08, 2016

New is not always better.

That just means the more drones I can bring down with my shotgun, the more goodies I can get.

It’s called progress.

Reindeer cutlets in red wine for supper this evening.

Skeet shooting with prizes!

That’s one FAT reindeer.

It’s better for Santa…Each drone carries gifts for the rug rats…

After I lay you off, I’ll call you lazy for not having a job.

They would have to be robots and as fast as Santa as he teleports around the world during the time period of Xmas night following the International Date Line.

I think about the classic physics treatise on the physics of Santa…..reindeer bursting into flame….

I’m pretty sure that pound for pound — and payload for payload, — reindeer are far less expensive than drones… and the fuel to keep them running is probably cheaper, too.

So, this is what being downsized/ outsourced feels like!!