Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 14, 2016

Does Yahoo still allow comments?

Yahoo is still in business?

Why heap scorn on complete strangers when you can do it to an entire company!?

Better be careful, Rat — a skillful hacker can track you down and punch you in the nose.

I’m Rat (Batman voice)

Just beware what you put. And if you’re going to pay for something, don’t use Visa. I’ve read that hackers can get easy access to it.

He types, he clicks, he scorns!!!! And the internet goes wild!!

Rat do you feel better now…………..Troll troll troll your boat gently up the stream

They probably had it coming.

Case in point…

That is the STUPIDEST comic I have ever seen.

This reminds me of these wise words: <p. .

" You are an idiot and your momma dresses you funny. "

Anonymous

Man rat, you and our president elect share so much in common….

Rat is the G.I.F.T. that keeps on giving: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GIFT

Too much agreement kills a chat. Eldridge Cleaver…………………I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. Ron White……………………………….I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you. Robin Williams…If you haven’t got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me. Alice Roosevelt Longworth……………………………….Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else. Will Rogers…………………………………………………………………….Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. Elbert Hubbard………………………………………………………………………..

If you want scorn, abuse, and idiots galore, try Topix.com.

The comments section in most news sites (that still have them since many sites have disabled comments) are where you’ll find a lot of free abuse, if you so desire.

Or you can get your abuse old school style, like Mick and Keith back in the day.

I went down to the demonstration

To get my fair share of abuse.

Singing, “We’re gonna vent our frustration.

If we don’t, we’re gonna blow a 50-amp fuse.”

Mick Jagger/Keith Richards

Are you the rat bragging about Trumps win Rat ?

Rat’s solution to his woes is so simple, so neat, so elegant!

It’s like math, but for dummies….

Must have a Twit account.

This is interesting: Recognizing the year’s outstanding achievements in all walks of cartooning, The National Cartoonists Society Reuben Awards took place on Sat., May 23. We are proud to announce that three GoComics cartoonists took home awards!

Newspaper Comic Strips: Stephan Pastis (Pearls Before Swine)Editorial Cartoon: Michael RamirezGreeting Cards: Glenn McCoy (The Flying McCoys, The Duplex, editorial cartoonist)

Mr. Pastis earned the award. This really is the best comic strip.

In response to some comments here today, I’ll leave a little saying I found online a while back:

“YouTube MySpace and I’ll Google your Yahoo.”