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Phoebe: Its harder to do anything on these short winter days. Mom says its low vitamin D, from not enough sunlight.
Marigold: Perhaps I can help.
Phoebe: I can't see anything, but I do feel good!
Marigold: Most humans are deficient in vitamin sparkle.
Averagemoe almost 8 years ago
I accidently swallowed some sparkle from a Christmas decoration the other day, and it got caught in my throat. I’m not going to be taking that vitamin again anytime soon.
Templo S.U.D. almost 8 years ago
next winter, Phoebe should come prepared with sunglasses when Marigold sparkles her
Wilde Bill almost 8 years ago
The human form of vitamin sparkle is a controlled substance in most places.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 8 years ago
Humanity has by-and-large forgotten about the need for sparkle vitamins. However next time let Phoebe put on some shades first.
bigcatbusiness almost 8 years ago
I don’t think that’s a safe vitamin. I have always believed that if it sparkles too much, it is bad for you. Just look at the warnings certain animals give you through their colors, like the poison dart frog.
Another Unicorn almost 8 years ago
I went to the Aquarium today after class. One of staff was feeding the octopus. She climbed up the handlers arm and just stayed in the cradle of her arm while being fed fish and crab. The handler petted her and the octopus turned a light blue. “They can taste us through their suckers and tell us apart. We like each other.” Sparkle me Mari . . . AU -
BiggerNate91 almost 8 years ago
“Vitamin Sparkle” sounds like a vitamin Twilight would concoct and name after herself.
dogday Premium Member almost 8 years ago
re: Octopus information above: Y’know, subscribing as I do to the necessity of “believing six impossible things before breakfast” in adding joy to life, and while I do love Unicorns, the things like the octopus stories, from real life, are the best. They help me believe those “six impossible things” because, obviously, there are more things in heaven and on earth than are dreamt of in our philosophy. Or our fancies!
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 8 years ago
You can (almost) get the same results with a strobe light.
carlfishman almost 8 years ago
Actually, “Vitamin Sparkle” sounds like the name of a character from the Dick Tracy strip.