Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 07, 2016
December 06, 2016
December 08, 2016
Transcript:
Phoebe: What kind of presents do you want this year? Marigold: Oh, nothing too fancy. Perhaps just some moonbeam nectar, served in a crystalline goblet, sprinkled in stardust. Phoebe: I could check eBay. Marigold: Not diet moonbeam nectar. It tastes like mouthwash.
Diet soda is pretty good if you drink it with a high enough ratio to non-diet that you’re just barely aware of something better.