B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for December 08, 2016

So you saw the sign and slowed down??? Boy, you just ain’t right.

Careful, it’s a speed trap.

“Flash, flash, hundred yard dash!”

Next sign says “Slow Children Playing”…..Had one of those signs in front of my house growing up….How’d they know?

The “M” stands for millimeters.

Speed limit, ha ha…in my state 90% of drivers think that is the recommendation and its okay to go 30 mph above it. Oh and those who would dare even consider going it or going below it in the slow lane are considered bad drivers.

Lets just say the highway patrol released a report that said they ticket an average of a 106 drivers a month going over 100mph a month and they estimate they are only getting maybe 15% of the drivers who are speeding that fast out there.

The hare got a speeding ticket and that’s how the tortoise beat him.

He will have to return home cuz he’ll never make that speed!

maybe it is a metric sign meaning 30 Meters Per Hour

watch out for the 15 MPH zone after that, it even has speed bumps! Don’t want to hit those too hard, John.

You CAN get a ticket for going to slow, below the speed limit, and impeding traffic.

Our state tickets if you go too slow. Unless you’re a farmer driving a tractor on Hwy-51 in the ’50s.

It’s all about streamlining.

“I’d better be careful.” “Seriously?” “Yeah. Speed Limit says 30 miles an hour, but I’m lucky to just go a twentieth of a mile an hour! You know, I can still get ticketed for going too slow, or not saying ‘Have a nice day’ right; most anything, really!”

Allow him his delusions of speed!!

What’s that in furlongs per fortnight?