Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for December 15, 2016

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    gammaguy  almost 8 years ago

    If that was the Fink’s tree, it’s to-die fir.

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    Cerabooge  almost 8 years ago

    Go get me the right kind of tree!

    What fir?

    (Thought I’d keep in sync with the theme of the day).

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    Diat60  almost 8 years ago

    The importance of precision in language.

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    neverenoughgold  almost 8 years ago

    Unlike the apple tree, which dropped all its leaves after Adam & Eve ate all the fruit, the evergreen is a symbol of eternal life…

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    JD'Huntsville'AL  almost 8 years ago

    I bought my artificial tree about 25 years ago. Walgreens had a really good price. When I got to the store, the only one they had left was the display tree. I said fine and they went off to box it up for me.~When I got home and opened the box, I had the tree with all the ornaments still on it.~Talk about a REALLY good price …

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    JD'Huntsville'AL  almost 8 years ago

    Oh, had lights on it, too.

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    brklnbern  almost 8 years ago

    Yeh be specific.

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