Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for January 16, 2017

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    somebodyshort  almost 8 years ago

    Little girl seeing a bride asks her mom, " Why does a bride wear white ?"

    Mom replies, “Because it’s the happiest day of her life.”

    The little girl asks, “Why does the man wear black ?”

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    laughingkitty  almost 8 years ago

    We have a vending machine like that in our break room at work. Often, it will cheat people by not giving them what they paid for, but then later, someone else gets 2 candy bars or bags of chips or whatever. I never use that machine. It “eats” too many people’s money. giving them nothing in return and everything in it is way overpriced (seriously, 95 cents for a package of microwave popcorn?).

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    Marvin Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    For you, there is no doubt that two candy bars would be far more fun than getting married. It would also be far more fun for the prospective groom.

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    Perkycat  almost 8 years ago

    Oh, those sweet little moments of happiness!

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 8 years ago

    I never had that happy experience. But I have had the opposite of it, it getting stuck.

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    somebodyshort  almost 8 years ago

    Walt remembers your wedding night. He agrees.

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