Let’s hope that’s not what he said because when he gets there someone will remove his organs, soak his body in a salt and chemical embalming solution, leave his body in the desert until he properly desiccates and then wrap him in chemically aged muslin so he can be sold on the black market to some rich idiot who thinks he’s buying a 3,000 year old mummy for his private collection. Normal tourists just buy the “authentic” soapstone scarabs that have been aged in the digestive tracts of chickens. I don’t know, maybe he has a sense of humor and that is what he wanted. Who’s to say that being buried in the ground gets you to the afterlife any quicker. I’m thinking maybe a Viking funeral pyre on a longboat so I can sit and feast in the halls of Valhalla with a couple of my fallen buddies who were pagan. The great thing about being mortal is we haven’t a clue what comes next. Maybe Kathleen Madigan is right and God is the guy with the hat that say " Who farted?’ Maybe we just need to have faith that we will be rewarded for what we did right and forgiven for what we did wrong no matter our beliefs.
LuvThemPluggers almost 8 years ago
Oh, good grief! I see an international incident coming!
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 8 years ago
Tombstone pizza wasn’t what he expected.
Felt like he was gypped.
Not a peer amid them.
His mummy said there’ll be days like this.
He really wanted to get to Memphis
afbjapan almost 8 years ago
Clearly he wants his mummy.
Aussie Down Under almost 8 years ago
It’s going to be an awkward strip search.
NRHAWK Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Let’s hope that’s not what he said because when he gets there someone will remove his organs, soak his body in a salt and chemical embalming solution, leave his body in the desert until he properly desiccates and then wrap him in chemically aged muslin so he can be sold on the black market to some rich idiot who thinks he’s buying a 3,000 year old mummy for his private collection. Normal tourists just buy the “authentic” soapstone scarabs that have been aged in the digestive tracts of chickens. I don’t know, maybe he has a sense of humor and that is what he wanted. Who’s to say that being buried in the ground gets you to the afterlife any quicker. I’m thinking maybe a Viking funeral pyre on a longboat so I can sit and feast in the halls of Valhalla with a couple of my fallen buddies who were pagan. The great thing about being mortal is we haven’t a clue what comes next. Maybe Kathleen Madigan is right and God is the guy with the hat that say " Who farted?’ Maybe we just need to have faith that we will be rewarded for what we did right and forgiven for what we did wrong no matter our beliefs.
Linguist almost 8 years ago
There’s a guy who’s really wrapped up in his job !
Perkycat almost 8 years ago
They will have to do a strip search.
Mariposamia almost 8 years ago
If you don’t have a ticket, you’re not a passenger!