Monty by Jim Meddick for December 24, 2016
December 23, 2016
December 25, 2016
Transcript:
Night, sir. We must be off to sleep so Santa is free to make his rounds. I know, Jarvis... I'm giddy with anticipation! What is it, sir? I almost forgot to disable our laser mounted chimney security scanner and our rooftop turret anti-siege weapon system...
Randy B Premium Member almost 8 years ago
As long as Santa doesn’t lead a horde of pillagers up to the gates, the anti-siege system shouldn’t activate.
Sisyphos almost 8 years ago
Good thing you thought of that, Sedgie! Santa would most likely not leave a ton of gifts for someone who blew his sleigh out of the skies.
Now, grab your teddy and get back in bed! Hurry!
Phred Premium Member almost 8 years ago
I wonder where he got those systems. Or maybe they are custom.
steverinoCT almost 8 years ago
While Sedgie has the laser doo-dads, Jarvis makes do with a candle lantern.
Starman1948 almost 8 years ago
An early Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays and Happy Hanukah to all my friends. I will be taking mom (age 96) to my brother’s house in Powder Springs, GA, for Christmas.
Kip W almost 8 years ago
Now we know his weakness. Next year, we get his stuff.
dogday Premium Member almost 8 years ago
I’m glad to see little Sedgie with his Bear. I’m a big believer in teddy bears.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 8 years ago
Well I see he has the right idea concerning security, but they will need to set up at Antarctica for the next 100 years is going to be very very hot. AWG is going to be brutal because we made it that way. Unless the Masters of the World suddenly have new technology, they will be stuck here on Earth like the rest of us.
PAXBrit almost 8 years ago
This kind of reminded me of the final sequence in https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earth_(Brin_novel) , where the crazy ecologist mother gets wiped out by events despite all her defences…