Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for December 13, 2016

I’ve had dogs like that, but I’m not sure the Bellamy twins could be domesticated to the same level. There’s something missing, somewhere.

They also enjoy flushing games at home, which is why they’re told to play outside. “Loofah go down the hoooole…”

You notice it doesn’t say their hedges.

The Rasmussens will not be pleased.

Nor were the Werthinghammers yesterday.

Clearly it’s only the flushing they enjoy, not the catching. Else they would not engage in simultaneous flushing from either side of the same hedge.

They were cats in a former life….

You two Dip-Wads get OUT of my hose!

SHERRIF! Help! Home wreckers!

Hope the Bellamy twins don’t run into Verne and RJ…

When I take the twins hunting I don’t feel bad if there is a hunting mishap. I would feel bad if one of the dogs got shot by accident.

HEY, YOU OUT THERE! GET OFF MY LAWN

They’re just letting their love flow, like a mountain stream.