Super-Fun-Pak Comix by Ruben Bolling for December 11, 2016

It’s been pretty firmly established that pigeons like popcorn, so there’s nothing condescending about this.

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Personally, I like to feed tangerine slices to the grackles. They strut across the parking lot with them held high in their beaks, as if to say “look what I have and all the rest of you losers don’t!”

Someone should teach this pigeon how to use a semicolon. Or em dashes. It doesn’t always have to be another comma, pigeon!

As inspired by “Phoebe and the Pigeon People” by Jay Lynch.

Try it as a story first and see how it works.

With me it’s the mourning doves and quail, then the small birds, then the chipmunks. They come in waves and I’m fearful of what they would do if I neglected to put out enough seed.

Hmm, maybe I could make a movie about a huge gathering of birds that attacks humans…. naw, never catch on….

Ditto.

I said buttered popcorn!

Probably not.