Rubes by Leigh Rubin for October 06, 2010

Pleasure trumps moorality yet again.

Obviously, they have lously taste buds, their fries aren’t that great.

21st century salt licks…

That’s so fake. Everybody knows cows go to Chick-fil-A.

It’s been 35 years since I’ve ate there, but I’m Pavlov’s dog when I think of the fries.

And they will last forever.

can’t compare to In ‘N Out’s fresh cut fries…….oh my

I just remembered the old Far Side cartoon, where the cow wakes up in the middle of the night, and yells: “The golden arches! The golden arches got me!”

I think Wendy’s fries are better. And Burger Kings feels like a lead weight once you’re done with them!

I haven’t been to any of those places for years. Well, except for Steak -n- Shake. I’ll always make an exception for that!

I wonder if they would feel the same if they had, had those fries when they were fried in animal fat?

Never eat your friends or relatives. (Unless they just go in for the fries.)

Is it just me or do they look stoned?

Yes I’ll have fries with that.

THEY BEEN ON GRASS ALL DAY