Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for December 22, 2016

hmm… good question

That’s a temporary replacement, as the Poles are currently experiencing a political crisis.

The elves made those stickers too. It’s to confuse you so you don’t find the North Pole.

So that’s one lump of coal for you.

The elves make the toys, not the outfit for Santa. He skimps on clothes so that the kids can have what they wish for!

His clothes are out-sourced.

He’s got the red, white,

And blue flyin’ high on the farm

Semper fi tattooed on his left arm

Spends a little more in the store for a tag

In the back that says U.S.A.

He won’t buy nothin’ that he can’t fix

With WD Forty and a Craftsman wrench

He ain’t prejudice he’s just, made in America

 

Toby Keith

“Well kid, the Chinese have taken over the South China Sea:( Whose to stop them from muscling in, taking over and calling it the North China Pole?”

Tall boots hide Ziggy’s lack of pants.