Girl: If your elves make everything at the North Pole... how come that tag on your suit says "made in China?"
hmm… good question
That’s a temporary replacement, as the Poles are currently experiencing a political crisis.
The elves made those stickers too. It’s to confuse you so you don’t find the North Pole.
So that’s one lump of coal for you.
The elves make the toys, not the outfit for Santa. He skimps on clothes so that the kids can have what they wish for!
His clothes are out-sourced.
He’s got the red, white,
And blue flyin’ high on the farm
Semper fi tattooed on his left arm
Spends a little more in the store for a tag
In the back that says U.S.A.
He won’t buy nothin’ that he can’t fix
With WD Forty and a Craftsman wrench
He ain’t prejudice he’s just, made in America
Toby Keith
Tall boots hide Ziggy’s lack of pants.
June 27, 2016
June 28, 2021
Templo S.U.D. almost 8 years ago
hmm… good question
gammaguy almost 8 years ago
That’s a temporary replacement, as the Poles are currently experiencing a political crisis.
Red Phantom almost 8 years ago
The elves made those stickers too. It’s to confuse you so you don’t find the North Pole.
e.groves almost 8 years ago
So that’s one lump of coal for you.
Louisiana Resident almost 8 years ago
The elves make the toys, not the outfit for Santa. He skimps on clothes so that the kids can have what they wish for!
cuzinron47 almost 8 years ago
His clothes are out-sourced.
neverenoughgold almost 8 years ago
He’s got the red, white,
And blue flyin’ high on the farm
Semper fi tattooed on his left arm
Spends a little more in the store for a tag
In the back that says U.S.A.
He won’t buy nothin’ that he can’t fix
With WD Forty and a Craftsman wrench
He ain’t prejudice he’s just, made in America
Toby Keith
johnnytiggs almost 8 years ago
awelcruiz almost 8 years ago
Tall boots hide Ziggy’s lack of pants.