Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 28, 2016

God has never told me what is the quickest route to my brother’s house in Long Island.

Both “God” and “Google” start with “Go”; to figure out which way to go, some turn to God, and some to Google.

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That’s as philosophical as I’m going to get.

Google must think I’m divine. Twice it told me to walk on water to get to my destination.

I remember in Larry’s previous war on Google that Patty threatened to leave him, take Junior with her, and move in with her mother. I wonder if she’ll actually do it this time.

One thing for sure is the closer we move to the internet of things the bigger the target rich environment for the hackers…..as seen on TV there is now a devise to steal your car’s remote code which means anyone can steal it :-(

Well, the weak minded sure spend a lot of timegoogling filthy web sites.

+1

Exists : Google: 1, god: ??

Neither does the skyfaerie

I love Da Google arc.

Google is God and Larry Page and Sergey Brin are His prophets.

@zaq bluto you need to get some Jesus in your life

He’s actually blaspheming Da Alphabet. (In mor wayz than won.)

Some people can’t simply let a strip be funny and innocuous.

From seven posts not replying to people, “Methinks thou dost protest too much.” ;-)

I’m an agooglist. I see no proof that google exists. I have listened to the Google apologetics, and am still not convinced. Plus, I asked Bing.

Several of my anti-god-fairy comments were vaporized. I think this censorship is wrong.

Woomuns just don’t understand.

srover:

I would like to see DA GOOGLE try to quantify and explain WOOMUNS …. that ought to keep them preoccupied for a millennium or two.

ROFL !!!! Gotta love the Gators especially Larry.. Can’t believe he is still alive..

Larry is my least favorite Pearls character.

…I’ll let that one slide …

No comment. Maybe I should go to Google to see if I can get ideas of something witty I could put…

xxx

Tremble before Da Google, ye mighty, and despair!

James Bond has failed finally. The world is dominated and controlled by Da Google, an evil madman if ever there was one….

OK – I’ve said this before — but then the proof has been there for hundreds of years and conveniently ignored. The best proofs for God were created by Aquinas. He created 5 and they have NEVER been refuted. Many philosophers including mathematicians and scientists through the ages have failed. Even recently my son, a math major, had a math class where they studied efforts to disprove the proofs (all the efforts were flawed). They are summarized in his Summa, but the actual full length proofs are in his other writings and can run to 30 pages. As for the physicist — I don’t ask mechanics for medical advice. Additionally, I can only speak for Christianity when I say that it is the individuals, not the faith, that are violent. Violent people can also find a justification. Besides, what God is like is a theological argument regarding what He is like, not whether He exists.

God can’t make my neighbor any smarter