Wintermint Gum: On paper, you're a certs-ified genius, and you're extra smart. But only the freshest and brightest get into mintsa
It’s moments like these you need Minties.
Y’all realize this will get reprinted in a bunch of local Mensa chapter newsletters without proper attribution, right?
[Plus, dozens of those who see it will forward it to Stephan Pastis with a note saying, See? You’re not the only one who does it!]
Altoids are fresh and bright but failed the test….
they couldn’t think outside the box,
For tonight’s meeting, Tic Tac will be taking minutes (and seconds too).
Wait to make your decision until Doublemint shows you the twins…….
Pez dispenses wisdom.
Don’t fall for it. They’re all stuck up.
Dan Thompson
Superfrog almost 8 years ago
It’s moments like these you need Minties.
eromlig almost 8 years ago
Y’all realize this will get reprinted in a bunch of local Mensa chapter newsletters without proper attribution, right?
[Plus, dozens of those who see it will forward it to Stephan Pastis with a note saying, See? You’re not the only one who does it!]
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Altoids are fresh and bright but failed the test….
they couldn’t think outside the box,
jreckard almost 8 years ago
For tonight’s meeting, Tic Tac will be taking minutes (and seconds too).
whiteheron almost 8 years ago
Wait to make your decision until Doublemint shows you the twins…….
Al Nala almost 8 years ago
Pez dispenses wisdom.
MissScarlet Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Don’t fall for it. They’re all stuck up.