Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 26, 2016

Nomenclature

Gee I thought you were a wizard, but you sure don’t fit the description.

Santa is already a politically correct version of the (Catholic) Saint Nicholas.

As volatile as the world is today reindeer and a sled wouldn’t make it::( Santa would need a fully armed and armored Specter Gunship:(

Oh Aye Wiz,you’ll not be gettin’ an argument from me on that one nor from any of the wee ones world wide,who look forward to that once a year visit from himself.

Elves have magic too Wiz.

A sleigh that is bigger on the inside than the outside?

Abel to make billions of stops to deliver gifts in just 24 hours?

Nope.

Santa is a Time Lord.

Santa needs a cargo spaceship with beaming down facilities.

Yes, I think He is…

No, Timelord. The chameleon circuit on his TARDIS is just stuck on ‘sleigh mode’

DavidHuieGreen said,

“Nomenclature”

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Snivelling_Wizard said,

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@DavidHuieGreen

“Gnomenclature surely”

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I stand corrected

and smile at the correction.