Pickles by Brian Crane for January 01, 2017

after life comes death, nothin’ butt.

If Earl and his friends were in ancient Egypt, they’d believe their worldly possessions would be taken to the afterlife.

nightmares all around

Well, you showed up in this life nekkid and broke. Who’s to say you can’t do it again?

I plan on leaving this world the same way I came into it: naked, soaking wet, and screaming at the top of my lungs.

Thanks for THAT image! :o)

No wonder we all get white robes!

I’ve read that most of the people at a nude beach are people you wouldn’t want to see at a nude beach—very few sun-bronzed Adonises and BABES (oh LORDamighty!!)

Get fit, Earl, and you won’t mind.

Do you believe in the Here-After ?…

Then you know what I’m Here-After…

That was the best theological description of the mythical afterlife I have heard since Jack T. Chick’s cadaver was put into the freezer for future resurrection.

I fear being stuck with my ex-wife. But that would be hell.

Since we share 60-99% DNA with animals and plants, I wonder what will happen to them when I die?

Don’t worry about any afterlife. There is no such thing.

I do happen to believe in the afterlife. I always wondered why we couldn’t “take” something with us too!

Kind of sucks I guess.

xxx

Only the rich took their worldly possessions to the afterlife in. Ancient Egypt

After life? Sounds illogical and magical.

But Earl, you’ve already bee seen on Instagram in your skivvies. . .you’ve got just one more step. . .

That’s why they have locker rooms in the afterlife.

and we are all butt dust… ?

I had a friend who told me he had the body of a God.

I reminded him that technically, Buhda was a prophet.