Close to Home by John McPherson for December 30, 2016

  1. Leprechaun
    oldpine52  almost 8 years ago

    And it was nearly the death of him.

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    Jeff0811  almost 8 years ago

    Makes me want to scream. (for Ice Cream)

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    tom_wright  almost 8 years ago

    Except on March 6th, 1836. He didn’t have time for his pie.

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    whiteheron  almost 8 years ago

    And cut it with Jim’s brother David.

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    Ubintold  almost 8 years ago

    A la mode at the Alamo….easy as pie.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    And then he was attacked by Islamophobes who thought he said “the Allah mode.”

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    OldestandWisest  almost 8 years ago

    I never knew he also wore glasses!

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    hippogriff  almost 8 years ago

    And never wore a coonskin cap in his life. That was a dime novel invention

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    Rwill  almost 8 years ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cHLoHou8uY

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    kodj kodjin  almost 8 years ago

    He’s in Texas! It’s going to be Pecan pie ( pronounced: Peecahn pah.

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    hippogriff  almost 8 years ago

    jameo300

    But he has just arrived from Tennesee. And most Texans pronounce it p’kahn pie.

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    kodj kodjin  almost 8 years ago

    For hippogriff: You are right on both counts! I was having a hard time with the phonetics at 12:15 AM. Texas is a big state with a lot of subtle differences in Texas accents. A great standard for a Texas accent is Bum Philips; the now deceased Oilers coach.Fifth generation Texan

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    mbrahms26  2 months ago

    “And put some salsa on it!”

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