Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 03, 2017

Here I thought making wooden lampshaes was the most culture a goblin had.

Phoebe’s right. It would be easy to pass a class where all you have to do is say “blaart blaart!”

I recall in the “Chicken Little” movie the students are learning to speak sheep.

I just want to know how just one word can mean so many different words?

Goblin of the Opera, that would be cute! AU -

Just keep saying “Blaarg, Blaarg” and you’ll be fine. Also, I too recall that scene from the movie TEMPLO S.U.D. Very funny. If school could’ve been that easy.

Like Potterverse Troll, Goblin language has some very fine nuances that it must be hard for outsiders to catch

Given the English title, I’m imagining goblins BLAARTing along to the tune of Stravinsky’s “Rite of Spring.”

Its not over until the fat gobliness sings.

It’s in the subtle nuances that Goblinese gets difficult.

“What’s the name of that mall cop?” “Blaart!” “What sound does a whoopee cushion make?” “Blaart!” “Who’s your favorite Simpson?” “Lisaa!”

The goblin language structure must be similar to that of the Pokémon creatures.

BLAARTICORN!

And intonation

I remember on one episode of the Tick cartoon show there was an alien race whose whole language was different inflections of “What.”

I hear the “BlAarting Chorus” is especially moving… 7@=Q

sorry but probably not