Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 02, 2017
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Transcript:
Phoebe: Happy new year, Marigold. Happy years are all well and good, but they can be rather boring. My finest recent year was when a child hit me in the nose with a rock, resulting in our becoming best friends! Phoebe: Unhappy new year, then! Marigold: Thank you, and a rock in the face to you, too!
We said “Happy new year” every year, and last time it proved to be wrong. Now I hope “Unhappy new year” proves to be similarly wrong.