Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for January 01, 2017
December 31, 2016
January 02, 2017
Transcript:
Arlo and Janis
Time is an unfeeling mother,
time doesn't care what we druther,
time spanks us each day, and laughs when we say,
'Thank you! May I please have another?'
New Year’s Day. A fresh start. A new chapter in life waiting to be written. New questions to be asked, embraced, and loved. Answers to be discovered and then lived in this transformative year of delight and self-discovery. Today carve out a quiet interlude for yourself in which to dream, pen in hand. Only dreams give birth to change. Sarah Ban Breathnach
“The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ,Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor WitShall lure it back to cancel half a Line,Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.”
I don’t want another:( I want your mother’s udder:) If I’ve offended anybodies mother or their mother’s udder . . . I utterly apologize:) Is it 2018 yet???:-)
She’s trying to get her pants ON! What kind of man in his right mind is going to try to help a woman get her pants ON (especially while she’s already laying down on a bed). You probably need to check, because I’ll bet your man card has expired :)
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 8 years ago
Yes our view of ourselves doesn’t tend to match up with our present state.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 8 years ago
hardship? yes I’ve seen a bit
but I lived through all of it
classmates are fewer, this I know
theirs was a shortened show
no matter what the future give
at the end remember I did live
not hidden from the scary world
but looking forward to what next was hurled
looking still, I face the day
throwing more what’er it may
Yakety Sax almost 8 years ago
New Year’s Day. A fresh start. A new chapter in life waiting to be written. New questions to be asked, embraced, and loved. Answers to be discovered and then lived in this transformative year of delight and self-discovery. Today carve out a quiet interlude for yourself in which to dream, pen in hand. Only dreams give birth to change. Sarah Ban Breathnach
Yakety Sax almost 8 years ago
The two most powerful warriors are patience and time. Leo Tolstoy
smurf764 almost 8 years ago
THIS is the Arlington & Janis that I come to share time With!
John Smith almost 8 years ago
Today’s strip is an instant classic! JJ’s insights and artistry will be just as relevant 150 years from now as it is today.
Tyge almost 8 years ago
YAY! SNOWBALL FIGHT!!!
ralphyork666 almost 8 years ago
“The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ,Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor WitShall lure it back to cancel half a Line,Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.”
― Omar Khayyám
ARLOS DAD almost 8 years ago
Oh, just have a good day!
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Something’s wrong. I’m an ever-ready, tough tactical operator. I have no idea who that wore out old guy in the mirror is.
locake almost 8 years ago
Wear comfortable clothes. You cannot enjoy life if your clothes or shoes are too tight.
Cozmik Cowboy almost 8 years ago
“You’ve got throw away your wristwatch
You’ve got to understand
The time it seems to measure
Is just the movement of it’s hands”
Bob Weir
(well, actually I think John Barlow wrote it – but Bob sang it). Relax folks; the calendar is an arbitrary, artificial construct; nothing has changed.
johnnytiggs almost 8 years ago
I don’t want another:( I want your mother’s udder:) If I’ve offended anybodies mother or their mother’s udder . . . I utterly apologize:) Is it 2018 yet???:-)
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 8 years ago
Janis is still in better shape than Arlo is. Hard work could put them back into shape in 6 months.
John Smith almost 8 years ago
She’s trying to get her pants ON! What kind of man in his right mind is going to try to help a woman get her pants ON (especially while she’s already laying down on a bed). You probably need to check, because I’ll bet your man card has expired :)
mjpalmer almost 8 years ago
LOL