Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 04, 2017
January 03, 2017
January 05, 2017
Transcript:
Cobra Carson: Rip, this cave is huge. We can escape the goons and get Utah to safety, as long as we don't run into any balrogs! Shut your iPhone flashlight off, Cobra... I just saw a figure move near the entrance. Cobra Carson: What're we going to do? Rip Haywire: Quiet a second... do you hear water? Cobra Carson: If it's a balrog whizzing, I swear, I'll take my chances with the goons on our tail!
extra-212 almost 8 years ago
OK , MR. THOMPSON -— WHAT IS A BALROG ??
Chithing Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Hey, house training a balrog is a lot harder than you think!
Dkram almost 8 years ago
They must be in the Mines of Moria, or, in the dwarf language Khazad-dum.
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Phred Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Funny.
belgarathmth almost 8 years ago
For those without time to Google – a Balrog is a giant demon monster from the movie series “Lord of the Rings”.
PMark almost 8 years ago
Good. Now they will be able to determine if a Balrog has wings or not.
herdleader53 almost 8 years ago
@belgarathmth. Get it straight. A Balrog is not a giant demon from the movie series “Lord of the Rings”. It is a giant demon from the NOVEL “Fellowship of the Ring” which is a part of Tolkien’s Middle Earth series.
Malcolm Hall almost 8 years ago
Just as Moses is a character in the movie the Ten Commandments.
tad1 almost 8 years ago
I should think a Balrog would be more likely to fear Cobra.
Dragoncat almost 8 years ago
Balrogs? Yikes! I shudder to think what would happen if they run into a bear, or something like that…