Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 04, 2017

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Cobra Carson: Rip, this cave is huge. We can escape the goons and get Utah to safety, as long as we don't run into any balrogs! Shut your iPhone flashlight off, Cobra... I just saw a figure move near the entrance. Cobra Carson: What're we going to do? Rip Haywire: Quiet a second... do you hear water? Cobra Carson: If it's a balrog whizzing, I swear, I'll take my chances with the goons on our tail!