Doctor: Even at your age, I wouldn't have thought an "iron man" would need that type of prescription.
Call me “Rusty”.
Nobody wants him
He just stares at the world
Planning his vengeance
That he will soon unfold
Nothin a little re-bar couldn’t help.
He says; “Doc, a strong magnet prescription please, it has been going South when it should go North”.
no more ore-gasms
This might not work for everybody, but I’m going to prescribe an iron supplement.
Maybe he and partner should try starting with some WD 40.
@jk123: we have a winner
Poor guy is anemic
Wood he or won’t he?
and his sword though old and rusty
must be blunt but sharp enough
.
Procal Harum
@RadishHis face at first was rusty, turned a brighter shade of red….
Paraphrase Harum
Guess his name must be ED.
The Stark reality of getting old…
Equal parts of Geritol and WD-40 will result in the 1950s version of under-slung GM products.
I take it that his grease gun has stopped working.
Hah! Do they still even make Geritol?
He isn’t made of iron either. Titanium-beryllium probably.
“Metal bloke, Metal Bloke…. starts the day with a snort of coke….” Yes, I know that it’s the Spiderman tune.
Oh well, it happens to us all. I mean you all. Yeah, YOU all!
Superfrog almost 8 years ago
Call me “Rusty”.
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Nobody wants him
He just stares at the world
Planning his vengeance
That he will soon unfold
J Short almost 8 years ago
Nothin a little re-bar couldn’t help.
Jonni almost 8 years ago
He says; “Doc, a strong magnet prescription please, it has been going South when it should go North”.
jk123 almost 8 years ago
no more ore-gasms
Charlie Fogwhistle almost 8 years ago
This might not work for everybody, but I’m going to prescribe an iron supplement.
MtheMomma almost 8 years ago
Maybe he and partner should try starting with some WD 40.
mourdac Premium Member almost 8 years ago
@jk123: we have a winner
captainofgondor almost 8 years ago
Poor guy is anemic
gordrogb Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Wood he or won’t he?
Radish the wordsmith almost 8 years ago
and his sword though old and rusty
must be blunt but sharp enough
.
Procal Harum
jmcx4 almost 8 years ago
@RadishHis face at first was rusty, turned a brighter shade of red….
Paraphrase Harum
sandflea almost 8 years ago
Guess his name must be ED.
J Quest almost 8 years ago
The Stark reality of getting old…
zeexenon almost 8 years ago
Equal parts of Geritol and WD-40 will result in the 1950s version of under-slung GM products.
pcolli almost 8 years ago
I take it that his grease gun has stopped working.
Laurie Stoker Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Hah! Do they still even make Geritol?
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 8 years ago
He isn’t made of iron either. Titanium-beryllium probably.
pcolli almost 8 years ago
“Metal bloke, Metal Bloke…. starts the day with a snort of coke….” Yes, I know that it’s the Spiderman tune.
Ushindi almost 8 years ago
Oh well, it happens to us all. I mean you all. Yeah, YOU all!