Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for December 30, 2016
Transcript:
GOD-MANS PAL BILLY BILLINGS this week: "Following the word of God Man!" BB: ....and thats how you import a CD into iTunes GM: Hmmm.... GM: Okay, Im going to my God- hide out to do my whole cd collection. Billy: any words for while you're gone? GM: oh, you now what I always say, Billy: Everyone should be kind to one another! LATER GM: that took longer than I thought. whats going on here-- some kid of war...? This is where Billy's apartment used to be! what the...? Billys beat grandson! GM: what are you doing? I said everyone should be kind! Billy: I know, but this is one of the heretics who say the sacred kindness ritual should be held on tuesdays! man: Die, tuesdist
Darsan54 Premium Member almost 8 years ago
The problem isn’t God, it’s his followers who muck it up.
tobybartels almost 8 years ago
This is a rerun, but I’m too lazy to track it down.
SKJAM! Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Here’s Rudyard Kipling on the subject of disciples who screw up the good news: http://www.online-literature.com/kipling/913/
Kip W almost 8 years ago
Jeez, G-man! Don’t act so surprised! Or don’t act so omniscient; one or the other.
pumaman almost 8 years ago
The baby said that?
richard b martin almost 8 years ago
Who are you to argue with His Holiness Billy Billings Grandson?!BLASPHEMER!
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 8 years ago
And that is how it happens.