Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 31, 2016

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   almost 8 years ago

    Another “found video” narrative, like “Cloverfield”?

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    A butcher, a baker and a candle-stick maker walked into a bar. The butcher had a duck on the top of his head. The bartender looks at the butcher and asks the butcher, “How long have you had that thing?”

    There were no survivors.

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    William Neal McPheeters  almost 8 years ago

    Anecdotes with happy endings? Balderdash!

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    *Hot Rod*  almost 8 years ago

    Is St. Jude coming for rounds tonight?

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    And tonight in sports…

    Nether Fragments lost to Spackle Relish in the Labyrinth of Cruel Intentions Classic.

    There were no survivors.

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    3hourtour Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    ….the lost ship, ‘The Minnow’ was found today. There were no survivors…

    ….a priest, a rabbi and congressman walk into a bar.There were no survivors……I went to see a concert featuring the best musicians from the Rockie movies soundtracks.There were not Survivors…

    …of the 18 people that ran against Trump…there were no survivors…

    …in a pole of the nicest reality show contestants, there were not survivors…

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    What? Me worried ?  almost 8 years ago

    A plane crashes on the US-Canadian border ,where would they bury the survivors ?

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Nobody survives.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Don’t worry about the survivors.

    The universe ended a long time ago.

    This is merely reverie.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    There were no survivors.

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    Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31! Thalweg Premium Member almost 8 years ago

     

    Abyssinia, Henry

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    INGSOC   almost 8 years ago

    Goom-bye

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    painedsmile  almost 8 years ago

    I’m still wondering about this blogment about Teresa drinking expired milk. Did I miss something? Was there a FA comic about old milk and I’m too dense to figure it out. Who is John Glynn exactly and what does he know about Teresa’s consumption of dairy products, expired or otherwise? http://blogs.gocomics.com/2016/12/festivus-midwestivus.html

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    painedsmile  almost 8 years ago

    I need to have a portrait made with my hand over my man-nipple.

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    Sisyphos  almost 8 years ago

    Are those guys in black the Four Evangelists of Stiff-necked Humor? They don’t look like the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

    Or are they mere Paper Targets in a shooting gallery?

    There were no survivors, a tale oft told….

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    Mostly Water Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    “I do not agree with what you have to say, but I’ll defend to the death your right to say it.”

    Alas there were no survivors.

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    *Hot Rod*  almost 8 years ago
    Cocos cola was the new drug. It was a real thing at eye opening. A new generation of stepping up and then back. I am so tired, and make him bless the earth and this universe, and all universes. Pay attention to all known.
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    Zelmarific  almost 8 years ago

    They all look so happy!

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