Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 05, 2017

LOL Winter in Maine

Great snowmanship.

I thought he was looking for his car.

Wouldn’t it just be easier to wander around until he stubs his toes?

Funny! Too bad in Southern Texas where it hardly snows and never than a few millimeters.

This isn’t Charley’s World as a grown-up, is it?

Oh, Cascades, Sierra Nevada, been there! Only get up to around three feet here.

Humankind’s greatest invention, the snow thrower.

It had a limited audience and market, though.

I live in Maine, and there isn’t enough snow on the ground here to cover my summer sandals.

Huh….I didn’t see that coming, although I probably should have…….It’s probably gonna to be tough to make this one controversial, eh?….Right? Right? Please?

Look like the kind of gag Mad Magazine would do.

I just wait for the snow to melt

Meanwhile, out here in California, Mammouth Ski Resort has reported 28 FEET of snow this year!!!

28 feet?? That snowblower isn’t going to make it.

Thank goodness I live in south Florida.

Off the east end of Lake Ontario, town of Redfield has had 6 feet (yes feet) of snow since Wednesday.

We have an electric snow blower – you just have to follow the cord…….not that my husband would ever leave his baby out in the cold.

I could have used a metal detector the night I dropped my keys into the deep snow, during a storm, up in Winooski, Vt.

Of course, no flashlight, no help, and no way to get into my car !

You see, they have this thing called a “shed”, and….

I WISH. Have not seen snow nor winter yet! ;-(

At least here we can easily see where they left the leaf blower, edger and dead lawn mowe (dead lawn, not dead machine).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50IgzksUqpQ

Could have put the snow blower away the last time, but then it wouldn’t have been funny.

My brother learned not to leave the shovel on the front porch after it got stolen.

Good thing I wasn’t drinking anything or it would have come right out my nose! Good one, Wiley! :oD

Two Thumbs Up Wiley. Although this year has been a bit short on snow in southern Maine and New Hampshire.